February 2012
32 posts
Feb 29th
12,970 notes
“fuck you, don’t fucking call me”
– my “true love”
Feb 29th
1 note
Feb 24th
3,007 notes
i need to stop writing papers 4 hours before...
for some reason it makes me really unsure of whether or not I’m a genius or completely high on sleep deprivation.
Feb 24th
basically dying
Feb 22nd
Me: My throat hurts
Scott: Maybe you have mono
Me: Its not mono
Scott: Maybe you have a sore throat
Feb 21st
1 note
Feb 20th
31,462 notes
i resent hipsters but my beanie is my best friend
its always calling “karennn…. you don’t have to wash your hairrrr…. just wear meeee”
Feb 20th
snuggled up in my big ol bed with the cutest boy
with the cutest butt you ever saw and sometimes it doesn’t take a lot to make you realize that all the bullshit is worth it to be with someone who loves you
Feb 18th
open mic night at drexel with sarah?
beatboxin’ chillin’ awkardin’
Feb 17th
2 notes
Feb 13th
Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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REDDIT>TUMBLR
sry guize
Feb 10th
Feb 9th
12,921 notes
you know that you’re a pathetic person when rather than looking out the window thats two feet away you check weather websites to see if its snowing.
Feb 8th
someone please bring their dog to my apartment and...
or even better bring nala :(
Feb 8th
1 note
Miss Worded: I married a Nice Man, not a "Nice... →
missworded: Nice Man - makes dinner because he’s an adult and the adults in the household do chores because food is necessary for not dying. “Nice Guy” - makes dinner because he wants you to fuck him. Nice Man - puts you in bed after you’ve had too much to drink because people who care about one another…
Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
37,297 notes
Feb 7th
1 note
Feb 7th
1,171 notes
alllllright: i think i’m well on my way to becoming morbidly obese 
Feb 7th
2 notes
Feb 7th
40,507 notes
Feb 6th
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
Feb 6th
LOVE THE NEW PROFILE HAAHAHAHA
Feb 6th
i have a crush on myself, nbd
Feb 4th
trippinnnnnnnnn
Feb 4th
1 note
ARCHERARCHERGO!
MY NAMES KAREN AND IF THERES ONE THING YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ME ITS HOW MUCH I LOVE ARCHER AND HOW MUCH I SHOULDNT HAVE ASSPLAYED JOHN 
Feb 4th
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right now there is less than 15 feet from me to my...
Feb 3rd
I CANT EVEN GO ON TUMBLR ANYMORE YOU FUCKERS BECAUSE I GOT DEPRESSED AND GAVE UP ON GOSSIP GIRL BUT AT THE SAME TIME IM NOT FINISHED WITH IT IM JUST NOT READY FOR THE END SO FUCK YOUR SCREEN CAPS FOREVER YOU ALL SUCK OKAY BYE
Feb 1st
January 2012
35 posts
“You sound weird… do you have a beard?”
– lizlemonismySPIRITANIMAL!!
Jan 31st
society as a whole really needs to stop telling...
Jan 31st
1 note
Jan 31st
68,180 notes
callmelarry asked: You're lookin' all kinds of pretty today, Kern!
Jan 26th
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
Jan 25th
i feel like netflix is down to force people to...
well you cant make me. i love politics but i hate the damn clapping!
Jan 25th
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
4,253 notes
i think the internet is broken
or just netflix but its really the same thing right!
Jan 25th
sorry but
everyone thats not me pretty much sucks.  sorrrrrryyy
Jan 24th
got two new roommates this semester. one is such a sorority girl that it hurts my heart. her friend is over and just said these two things DIRECT QUOTE NOT KIDDING “OH MY GOD YOU HAVEE A TABLE! SQUEALLL” and “WOW DO YOU GUY ACTUALLY LIKE COOK IN YOUR KITCHEN?” i need to live ALONE.
Jan 24th
i can't go out because my fish might be dying and...
Jan 23rd
Jan 16th
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Jan 12th
40 notes
Jan 9th
74,638 notes